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Creaky Tom's got a devilish plan to raise some quick cash-turn the orphans roaming the streets of London into delicious pies to be sold to unsuspecting citizens. Bag as many Orphans as you can in each level while avoiding the police and other unruly citizens that would keep you from your goal (and steal your precious orphans).
Arrow key left or right - Moves Tom left or right.
Arrow key down - Duck
Arrow key up or Space Bar - Jump
A - Punch Attack
S - Throw Attack
Black umbrella - Empties Tom's sack of orphans.
Red umbrella - Warps Tom back to his lair.
Heart - Replenishes some of Tom's cold, black heart.
Hitting orphans with your scythe isn't very efficient (they fly all over the place and are a bit harder to bag). Jumping and stomping on them first-now that's the way to do it.
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